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peroni 11:46 Mon Oct 20
A Rallying Cry from KIA
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I was having a couple of beers with e18 and a few other mates, before the QPR game, when we poppoed into the Stanley on the way to the ground. Whilst fighting our way to the bar, who should stagger into view? - none other than KIA. It took him a while to firstly focus, then to begin trying to talk, but eventually, after we wiped his face down (and ours) with an old beer mat, and steadied him by holding his shoulders, it became clear that he was intent on passing on a message to his old "mates" on WHO.
Trust me, it was a struggle to make sense of the ramblings at first, as I'm sure many will identify having known him on here, but surprisingly, conversing with him on this occassion was actually, and eventually, a complete pleasure.
His demeanour was overwhelmingly apologetic. He wanted to stress that his online persona was nothing like he is in real life and he actually said that in the real world, and given the recent developments at West Ham, he could even see him and Nicey being firm buddies. He held his hands up and appreciated that he was wrong to dismiss the West Ham way and said he couldn't stress enough how embarrassed he was for supporting Allardyce during the dark days of the past few years. He actually went further and wanted me to pass on his thanks to those who stood firm and refused to accept the shit being served up in recent seasons. He mentioned a few names - Nicey, Northern Sold, OneMac of late, Polite, and of course myself.
At this point he passed out, pissed himself but then came to again. When he did, he looked me in the eye, as best he could, and wagged a wobbly finger at me. He looked angry and vicious for a split second and I thought we were going to be back to square one with his old cantankarous WHO attitude. But he then seemed to pull himself together again, raised his hands in mock submission and said " I was wrong, I acted like a cunt, and I'm sorry - tell everyone I miss them".
At this point he raised both arms and belted out "Bubbles" at the top of his squeaky voice. The entire pub joined in. I just thought to myself - what a character - WHO is a poorer place without this man.
KIA - you should come back. Let's use this thread as a guage of opinion as to whether that should be the case. Before making a judgement, please believe me - he knows he was wrong, and he has promised that he is changed
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Pancho
12:55 Tue Oct 21
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I don't think I've ever seen KIA mentioned on here without the finish of "pissed himself"
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i-Ron
12:54 Tue Oct 21
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I didn't think it was that bad an effort to be honest. I laughed when he pissed himself.
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Rossmans
12:53 Tue Oct 21
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Fuck me someone sat and typed all that out
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Darby_
11:53 Tue Oct 21
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This whole thread is laughable.
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Northern Sold
11:47 Tue Oct 21
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KIA = Sweaty old Orange leather sofa
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Aberdeen Iron
11:03 Tue Oct 21
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KIA is part of the WHO furniture, so aye, get him found and back on here.
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Pancho
11:00 Tue Oct 21
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i-Ron 10:49 Tue Oct 21
Just a butter knife to the throat yeah?
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Far Cough
10:54 Tue Oct 21
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ronny, you bully
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i-Ron
10:49 Tue Oct 21
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He called me a troll the last time I saw him.
The guy who creates threads asking for your team, to slag you off, called ME a troll.
The cheek of it!
He doesn't kiss me any more neither.
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Ricky Bobby
10:43 Tue Oct 21
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I have met KIA a few times and he always came across as a decent chap out and about around UP or at away games.
I am IN.
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Kearley
10:40 Tue Oct 21
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I don't know why he left, but I thought he was alright.
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Russ of the BML
10:39 Tue Oct 21
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Problem with KIA for me was that he thought he knew everything.
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Pancho
10:36 Tue Oct 21
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I liked KIA.
Every single post he has ever made always had the air of a man who felt burdened by his genius and would see him painfully rub his temple as he had to converse with us idiots.
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Northern Sold
10:25 Tue Oct 21
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Top Man.... just like when the Vest Man went all those years ago this place is a far far poorer for it... I mean 1941 or KIA... fucking tough one that...
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charleyfarley
9:25 Tue Oct 21
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Ditcher's take on KIA
Re: Where is Know it all?
On the phone to Oxford Publishing asking them to add his name to the definition of the word pedantic?
or
Adding up the total of all the points he has won in arguments on this board by focussing on an unimportant detail whilst missing the overall point?
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Mr Polite
8:53 Tue Oct 21
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For those that are missing him here is a video I took of him just as Cole scored our 3rd at the weekend:
http://huff.to/1rFWoNO
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HairySpotter
7:36 Tue Oct 21
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I want that one
i have had enough of you u prick. Speak to about 10 people on here, they have known me or of me for about 15 years you mug. never used mu;ltiple username. you on the other hand....
now do one. as i said to you months ago, dont fuckng aim any of ur slanders at me son. u fucking boring cunt. talk west ham or have u nothing to say on the club?
u thick fucking cretin
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Hugh Monteith
5:50 Tue Oct 21
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I think KIA is back,the milk is on the turn
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Hugh Monteith
12:51 Tue Oct 21
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your imaginings are the aspect that would always devalue niceys potential membership,
is that clear
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:^)
12:48 Tue Oct 21
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Nicey definitely fits what I imagine the criteria to be part of the TH Network is.
In fact I've often wondered if you're related.
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peroni
12:46 Tue Oct 21
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I.want.that.one 12:39 Tue Oct 21
Mate, i really haven't got a fucking clue what your problem is, or what you're on about.
You've had a few digs tonight, and I'm just going to leave you with it now.
I love a good debate and argument but there's just nothing doing with you. I mean, what the fuck can I possibly say to your last post :
"It's too much writing a list of tragic multiple posters but it's almost too much now. One guy is using five names on one thread."
Seriously mate, what does that mean? Am i Being thick? Just WHO mail me if you can shed any light becasue I'm off out with my dogs.
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